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Outrage Sunday 84 they shoot horses, don’t they?

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Perth train station VIBRANCY: my sources reveal this happened at the end of a dance marathon.

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Bennet Springs VIBRANCY: this is the real McCoy.

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Rottnest VIBRANCY: a scene from Syverton Bay, and it just makes me fonder of the beautiful island.

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City of Swan VIBRANCY: it is the one place that has it all. I emailed the council to ascertain whether it will be the City, the owner, or the horse that will be “disposed of” tomorrow. I received a reply saying they were cogitating over my query – but no definitive word as yet.

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zoned out

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Goodness. This business operator not happy. What is the story behind it? Which council? Too many questions. Perhaps one of our planning associates can advise.rehearsalroom


Bayswater Vandalism

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A plaintive cry against Bayswater council vandalism pinned up at the shops. Just what that vandalism might entail seems to have been missed. One may well cry j’accuse on Sylvan Alberts on his vandalism of concrete benches with pictures of his horrible puss on each one, but never fear, a kind soul has added the true answer. Free. Yes the vandalism of Bayswater’s dead heart with free wifi which you can’t use because you wouldn’t be there to use it. Ever. Or is it tree?

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Gary’s huge package

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Bento has been ranting about journalists again. He points to this item on Teh West, which says Gary Stevenson’s deal with the City of Perth was “$350,0000”. C’mon, Bento! Lookit all them numbers! Maths is hard for journos. $3.5 million, or $350,000? Whatevs: it’s A LOT OF MONEY. Maybe the number-crunching peeps at The Sunday Crimes will be better with the maths? package


Outrage Sunday 290 placement of node

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You can’t stop the juggernaut of progress that is fibre to the Khyber. This quaint Guildford plea was ignored. What is the go with the NBN? I hear varying reports. Some say it’s like being on the bridge of the Enterprise; others say they’ve had to go back to using carrier pigeons.
Is this, seen by Bento, a portent? A writing pad? You write down your complaints and fax them to the NBN/nbn people?
Why can’t teh West tell it like it is, and say this was a dogging incident?

Merry Easter, however you’re accessing TWOP. May all your lost pets be found, and have an eggcellent long weekend!


Batch Snatch

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Is it time to sack Bayswater Council? These bumblers want to be entrusted with sinking a railway? I wouldn’t think them competent to sink a ratepayer funded tinnie at a sausage sizzle. Against ALL advice, even from their own staff, from lawyers, and from the very people they were submitting to, they were told that their appeal against a concrete batching plant was a complete waste of money. It must have been against a background of open mouthed disbelief from SAT members who had specifically told Bayswater that unless they changed the substance of their bumbling, they would be charged substantial costs – and outright snickers of derision from the public gallery and professional staff, that the council threw $113,000 down the toilet yesterday. For absolutely no reason.
Perhaps the good news is that they now might not have enough cash to fund the risible “mobile parklet” and actor led shambles through the deserted retail spaces of Baysie, (sorry Marcus Graham).
But come on. What the fuck is going on at Bayswater Council? Everyone says what a great Councillor Dan Bull is. It would be a shame if he had to be sacked along with the nongs? Wot fuck? Who knows?
But if the worst happens, there could be some entry level positions in Joondalup, where well known moron, Boyband Jacobs is running for mayor on a ticket of being sucked off by the rapture. true story. Go for it. Why not? The future at Bayswater for idiots and party hacks alike is zero. Might as well join Boyband Jacobs and his sky fairies, sprinkling baskets of blessings over the anti caliphate of the northern suburbs.

What a complete fucking mess.

Read the following without laughing if you can, where SAT all but calls the mayor an idiot.


She-Ra down!

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Last few weeks of TWOP and She-Ra suspended!






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